#39: Our Family’s Christmas Card This Year… Most Of The Children At JCPenney Ran Screaming From The Room
This family didn’t just dress up—they went full intergalactic saga. Han Solo posing heroically, Luke in his pilot gear, Darth Vader looming menacingly, and Chewbacca towering in the back like the world’s friendliest Wookiee. It’s a Christmas card AND a full-cast movie poster rolled into one epic photo.

The detail is unreal: the light saber glow, the perfect costumes, the dramatic stances—it’s no wonder small children fled the studio in terror. Imagine walking in for a nice holiday portrait and meeting Darth Vader in the kids’ department. This card isn’t just festive—it’s legendary galactic holiday chaos, and the force is strong with it.
