#17: Every Year I Send Out A Holiday Card To All My Relatives. I Think I Have A Winner This Year
This card is an absolute fever dream in the best possible way. A man in ballet gear, a dog in a tutu, a dramatic tiger cameo, floating kissy-face cutouts—it’s like The Nutcracker, but rewritten by someone who had way too much fun in Photoshop at 2 a.m. And honestly? It’s magnificent.

What makes it so perfect is the unapologetic theatricality. He commits to the poses with full ballet seriousness, while the dog radiates “I did NOT agree to this” energy. The backgrounds change, the costumes are wild, and every detail feels like a hilarious love letter to holiday chaos. This one’s not just a winner—it’s legendary.
