#14: My Friend Greg Thought He Was Sending Us Holiday Cheer. Instead, We Received Nightmares
This card is… a lot. Greg clearly had a vision, and that vision was “What if everyone in the family—including the dog—looked exactly like me?” The result is a festive fever dream where every face is Greg’s face, every mustache is Greg’s mustache, and the dog is absolutely the stuff of folklore now.

It’s funny, it’s unsettling, it’s the kind of card you open and immediately need to sit down afterward. But underneath the haunting identical expressions is someone who truly committed to the bit. Greg didn’t just send holiday cheer—he sent an unforgettable experience. And maybe a few lifelong trust issues.
