#11: My Wife And I Went Retro For Our Christmas Card Portrait This Year
This card is pure 1970s glory, right down to the wood-paneled backdrop and those magnificently oversized glasses. The outfits are giving “middle school vice principal meets library enthusiast,” and honestly? They nailed the vibe so well it feels like a forgotten Sears portrait rediscovered in someone’s attic.

And then there’s the cat—absolutely losing its mind in the most spectacular way. While the couple beams proudly with peak retro awkwardness, the cat is mid-yell, probably questioning every life choice that led to this moment. The giant floating glamour-shot cat head above them? That’s the final flourish. This isn’t just a Christmas card. It’s art.
